THE PERFECT GIFT for those who value elegance, affection, cold hearted killing and expensive, clawed to death furniture.
'A pet can be great fun.
Cats are warm and fluffy, like cuddly toys, and their owners give them lots of time and affection.
And, just like cuddly toys, they do very little in return.'
Dave McElfatrick, Robert Den Bleyker, Kris Wilson, Matt Melvin A laugh-out-loud and exceedingly irreverent collection...