In the twenty-first-century economy, there's only one way to guarantee your child a bright and happy future- make that baby an Internet celebrity. But how? In How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity, you'll learn to assess your baby's best attributes(is she smarter than a chimp?), assign a compelling screen persona (clumsiness =on-screen gold), and plan the ultimate viral Internet video. Make your baby an Internet celebrity . . .because the world needs cuteness now more than ever!